United we sleep

What's all this fuss about unity? This has never been an issue with my colleagues. Not only do we stand united on most fronts -- the bed, the couch, the linen cupboard -- we sleep united as well.

In fact, we agree on the most important subjects -- canned cat food twice a day, cat candy in the morning, catnip at night, and everyone gets a turn on the heating vent.

And there's enough room in the cat bed for all of us.

Coronations? Those are for cat shows. It's more fun to party together, eat together, and sleep together.

And warmer, too...