Now that the politico-socio-economorons have landed in a big pile of kitty litter, they're frantically shoveling bailouts and recovery packages.Leave it to a cat to know what the world really needs.
My stimulus package would include:
- for starters, every mousie who says "I need cheese or I go bankrupt"-- gets told to start spinning their exercise wheel instead of threats
- catnip for the newspaper devoting least amount of column inches to doom and gloom
- 24-7 news channel devoted entirely to photos of fluffy kittens
- cat toys for everyone who knows "r-e-c-e-s-s-i-o-n" is actually spelled "b-i-g s-a-l-e-s"
Nagh.
Buy a cat. Then, curl up with him (or her) and take a nap.
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