Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Stimulate this

Now that the politico-socio-economorons have landed in a big pile of kitty litter, they're frantically shoveling bailouts and recovery packages.

Leave it to a cat to know what the world really needs.

My stimulus package would include:
  • for starters, every mousie who says "I need cheese or I go bankrupt"-- gets told to start spinning their exercise wheel instead of threats
  • catnip for the newspaper devoting least amount of column inches to doom and gloom
  • 24-7 news channel devoted entirely to photos of fluffy kittens
  • cat toys for everyone who knows "r-e-c-e-s-s-i-o-n" is actually spelled "b-i-g s-a-l-e-s"
Buy American? Buy Canadian?
Buy a cat. Then, curl up with him (or her) and take a nap.

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